Like Burton (see below), Portsmouth have also taking the “reporting what some guy said” angle, and used three of the million people who had tickets to see Jackson at the O2 as quotes. They have gone a step further though, and interviewed who I assume in Jackson’s personal doctor, to get her analysis of what caused is death - conviniently she was a “friend” of one of the ticketholders:

Miss Taylor, who had just left HMV, Commercial Road, Portsmouth, added: ‘I went out and bought the only album I didn’t have, Dangerous. I also wanted to get the History DVD with his videos on but they have sold out already.’

Her friend Laura Simmons, 27, added: ‘It is very sad. I think all the surgery he had done might have caused him all the health problems.’

Four years of a journalism degree, right there.